Spam

I hate spam, naturally enough, but there's something endearing about this one:

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Subject: Every man must have a sex! MUST!!!

Improve your erections in 30 minutes!
[URL snipped, because I'm a dog in the manger, obviously.]

The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. This is quite a three-pipe problem.
No one knows what he can do till he tries.