Career guidance

Oyster: Would you like to be a musketeer?
Mama: Not particularly.
Oyster: Why not?
Mama: I'm lots of things - I don't really feel I need to add any more at the moment.
Oyster: What are you?
Mama: Well, I'm a writer, and a mother, and someone who makes things, and a friend, and ...
Oyster: And a singer, and an educator, and a children-keep-safer, and ...
Mama: And Niall's partner, and an editor, and ... I'm lots of things.
Oyster: You're everything!
Mama: Not everything.
Oyster: Why not everything?
Mama: Well, I'm not a musketeer, for instance.

I feel all loved and appreciated, now :-)