Physical Oyster
Jul. 13th, 2009 10:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Oyster: I need my lunch RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!
Mama: Yeah, me too. Tell you what, if you whine loudly enough, I'll be able to make the lunch appear.
Oyster: *thinks about this for a minute*
Oyster: *adopts funny voice* I am Physics. Just saying something and then it happens is against Physics, and Physics is very strong - bye!
So we didn't get to make the lunch appear after all.
Physics came back a little later on, and introduced me to his friends Grabbity, Words and Food.
Mama: Yeah, me too. Tell you what, if you whine loudly enough, I'll be able to make the lunch appear.
Oyster: *thinks about this for a minute*
Oyster: *adopts funny voice* I am Physics. Just saying something and then it happens is against Physics, and Physics is very strong - bye!
So we didn't get to make the lunch appear after all.
Physics came back a little later on, and introduced me to his friends Grabbity, Words and Food.