And do you know, that is exactly what she did!

I'm inordinately pleased with myself this evening. You know what I did? You know what I did? It's really momentous. Wait 'n I tell you.

On Monday I went to work and made out my list of tasks for the week. I do this every Monday. Mostly, it turns out to be more or less fictional.

This afternoon, I - wait, are you sitting down? - I TICKED OFF THE LAST ITEM ON THE LIST!!! Yes, friends, I finished everything I set out to do at work this week. I truly, honestly do not believe that this has ever happened me before.

Oh, it feels so good I could whoop! In fact, I think I will whoop.

There. You didn't hear me, but I whooped.

Suggestions for suitable rewards gratefully received...