| radegund in the dentist's office (TBS, 10:30): radegund (Michael Baldwin) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but olethros (Jacqueline Bisset) eats them all. Afterwards, brandnewgun (Samuel L. Jackson) bites erisian (Tracey Ullman). Later that day, glitzfrau (Tom Cruise) borrows money from ailbhe (Christopher Reeve)'s priest. That same day, stellanova (Harrison Ford) uses gothwalk (Jack Benny)'s iPod. Soon afterwards, irishminority (Dennis Rodman) convinces jinxremoving (Sal Mineo) to learn to speak Tlingit. Everyone learns a valuable lesson. |