Bah

[radegund]

In other news, my arse-biscuiting, cunt-shrieking, BAG-OF-WANK varicose veins are back with a vengeance. Fuck them the fuck to ballyfuck.

With a heavy heart, I have retrieved my unlovely support stockings from the dank hole whither I had so gleefully banished them last August, and I will be sheathing my shanks in their ugliness until things improve.

Comments

[tenderhooligan.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I wish I had something more positive to say, but I don't.

Let's hope they clear up soon.

[ailbhe]

Really, I think varicose veins is a far more painful phrase than any of the obscene ones you used...

I'm sorry about the support stockings. Can you tie-dye them? I tie-bleached some black socks once. The bleachedbits were pink, fos eom reason.

[radegund.livejournal.com]

I've never actually dyed anything. My impression is that synthetic fibres don't take dye all that well. At the moment, my irritation is less at the colour of the stockings, and more at the fact that I have to wear them just as the weather is warming up. Booooooooo.

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

FIE ON THEM, FIE!

[jeejeen.livejournal.com]

boooooo.

[leedy.livejournal.com]

Yeeearrrrghhh. Is there anything you can do for them apart from wearing the horrid stockings? Hope they clear up soon.

Also, must add phrase "cunt-shrieking" to vocabulary forthwith.

[radegund.livejournal.com]

Yeeearrrrghhh.

Quite. There's exercise, and sitting with my feet up, and various natural remedies, all of which avenues I'm pursuing. Unfortunately, though, it's a deteriorating thing: they don't get better. The best you can hope is that they don't get worse. Which they will, anyway, so argh.

[stellanova.livejournal.com]

Stupid veins!

[kulfuldi.livejournal.com]

Poor you! But I am in awe of your expressive vocabulary - am sure it is a comfort to you in your hour of need.

By the way, looks like I'll be back in town AGAIN in the first week of June. Hope you're all better by then, and that you and your amazingly sociable baby are in a mood to be visited.

[radegund.livejournal.com]

Hooray!!! We are indeed eminently visitable - just say the word.

[cangetmad.livejournal.com]

Fuck me but you're good at swearing. And, also, what a bastardly horrible thing. Varicose veins must be SMITTEN.

[radegund.livejournal.com]

Yes! Yes, they must.

*smites veins*

*winces*

Hmmm. Maybe metaphorical smiting...

[kasku.livejournal.com]

Oh! I am desperately, desperately sorry, but you actually just made me laugh like a fool. I have never heard... um, read anyone swearing better than I do. I think I'm in love with you.

But I really am sorry to hear about the varicose veins. May then burn in Hell and then fuck the fuck off because they're clearly a bunch of absolute fuck shit fuck head fuck fuck fuckety fuckers. X

[radegund.livejournal.com]

Laughing is good - also love :-)

And yes, they are. (Although I think it'd be better if they were no longer attached to my legs when the burning in Hell commences...)