Eeeeevilllllle!!!
Sep. 7th, 2005 01:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
radegundWanna know the worst thing about my day so far?
I have ... oh, I can barely type this ... Daniel O'Donnell's version of - it gets worse - "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" stuck in my head.
*writhe, scrape brain*
(No, I don't know where it came from either. I do, as it happens, possess the recording in question - owing to the warped sense of humour of one of my old friends, who gave me Christmas With Daniel in about 1995, and my disinclination to get rid of books or music, however nauseating - but I haven't listened to it since, oh, about 1995.)
I have ... oh, I can barely type this ... Daniel O'Donnell's version of - it gets worse - "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" stuck in my head.
*writhe, scrape brain*
(No, I don't know where it came from either. I do, as it happens, possess the recording in question - owing to the warped sense of humour of one of my old friends, who gave me Christmas With Daniel in about 1995, and my disinclination to get rid of books or music, however nauseating - but I haven't listened to it since, oh, about 1995.)
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Date: 2005-09-07 12:32 pm (UTC)Oh sweet Lord! My heart goes out to you! ;)
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 12:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 01:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 12:35 pm (UTC)I've never heard the Bould Daniel sing it, but I can imagine it . . . Noooooooo!
I appear to have successfully earwormed myself with your pain. Arrrrrgh!
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Date: 2005-09-07 12:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 12:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 12:49 pm (UTC)Do you not now feel shamefully un-orange by comparison?
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:09 pm (UTC)Daniel is reaching out to his Unionist brethren.
(I just noticed the wedding ring. Does it not bring a wee tear to your eye?)
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:18 pm (UTC)Will the exercising of his conjugal rights result in an ENTIRE TRIBE OF LITTLE DANIELS?
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 01:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 04:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 01:33 pm (UTC)*retches*
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:04 pm (UTC)*takes pleasure in sharing the anguish*
1 Please excuse this lapse into cheap accent-poking. It is not intended as a slur on anyone but Daniel.
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:06 pm (UTC)You know what I will do? I will play Daniel's CD at the Oyster over and over. And then he will not be able to sleep without it being on. And THEN he will start warbling it back at youse. And THEN you will be sorry!
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 01:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 01:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 01:12 pm (UTC)...
Actually, no. I can't go through with this comment.
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-07 01:16 pm (UTC)That thing is unrufflable. I've seen footage of him standing at the top of the Cliffs Of Moher in a gale and HIS HAIR IS NOT MOVING.
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Date: 2005-09-07 04:03 pm (UTC)Look at his fake tan! Curse you for making me see Daniel O'Donnell's body hair!
I may have to post this picture myself to spread the pain.
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Date: 2005-09-08 09:06 am (UTC)Don't read the comments
Date: 2005-09-07 04:42 pm (UTC)(My mother hates him for being cruel to his fans in the Tea With Daniel ritual).
Re: Don't read the comments
Date: 2005-09-08 10:13 am (UTC)("I'm Owen McLove, and I can do what I like!")
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Date: 2005-09-08 01:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-08 10:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-08 10:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-09 01:16 am (UTC)i prefer "i saw my baby wearing santa's beard" (they might be giants).