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Porn for beginners
May. 13th, 2003 09:25 pmThe embarrassing truth, first of all, to get it out of the way: I tend to skim through my spam before deleting it - mainly because I am pathologically incapable of deleting e-mail if I don't have at least an idea of what's in it, but also for the entertainment value.
(And, needless to say, because I want to experience more intense orgasms, refinance my home at 4.8%, find out what the government doesn't want me to know, and earn $4000 a week stuffing envelopes in my home.)
The following, for your edification and delight, is the text of one of the more amusing pieces of spam to land in my inbox in recent months (be warned, just in case, that it's porn).
( CLICK HERE FOR INSTANT GRATIFICATION!!!!! )
(And, needless to say, because I want to experience more intense orgasms, refinance my home at 4.8%, find out what the government doesn't want me to know, and earn $4000 a week stuffing envelopes in my home.)
The following, for your edification and delight, is the text of one of the more amusing pieces of spam to land in my inbox in recent months (be warned, just in case, that it's porn).
( CLICK HERE FOR INSTANT GRATIFICATION!!!!! )
