Lady Macbeth

[radegund]

Are you an enterprising, self-motivated, high-achieving and dynamic spot, who is searching for the perfect environment in which to develop your talents?

Radegund's Face, Inc., established in the mid-nineties and now one of Ireland's most successful infestations, is currently recruiting enterprising pimples to augment our already enthusiastic and productive team.

In a creative and challenging working environment (including twice-daily CleanseToneMoisturise attacks and regular steamings and scourings), YOU will be responsible for maintaining and developing a wide range of services, including painful subcutaneous lurking, egg-yolk style pustulence, innovative pore-clogging, strategic scarring, colonisation of new regions and encouragement of short-lived support spots to give of their best.

Do you have what it takes? Give us a call!

Salary on request; attractive bonuses and benefits. Promotion to cyst or boil status possible, dependent on performance. Radegund's Face, Inc., is an equal opportunities employer.

Comments

[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I'm representing Gothwalk's Face, PLC. Could we headhunt some of your employees?"

I'm convinced that's what's happening for me; they arrive fully formed and vast beyond reason or biology.

They told me it'd stop when I was 21!

[ailbhe]

Mine only started when I was 21. I had unusually clear skin throughout my adolescence. I also smoked like a chimney.

Hah.

Now, I just accept it. Though pregnancy makes it a helluva lot worse.

[radegund.livejournal.com]

Mine only started when I was 21. I had unusually clear skin throughout my adolescence.

Me too! (But not the bit about the smoking.)

Hah indeed. My level of acceptance fluctuates. At the moment I'm in a distinctly uncharitable mood. Dead white blood cells can fuck right off and be miserable somewhere else, as far as I'm concerned.

[ailbhe]

It seems particularly unfair that, now that I get enough sleep, eat well, don't smoke, etc, my skin is worse than when I stayed up for 72 hours at a stretch chainsmoking and living on cheese sandwiches and Burger King beanburgers. However, claiming it's pregnancy hormones makes it much easier to accept.

Pregnancy hormones also make me burst into tears for no reason, of course, but you can't have everything.

[radegund.livejournal.com]

That would be blackheadhunting, presumably?