Lady Macbeth

[radegund]

Are you an enterprising, self-motivated, high-achieving and dynamic spot, who is searching for the perfect environment in which to develop your talents?

Radegund's Face, Inc., established in the mid-nineties and now one of Ireland's most successful infestations, is currently recruiting enterprising pimples to augment our already enthusiastic and productive team.

In a creative and challenging working environment (including twice-daily CleanseToneMoisturise attacks and regular steamings and scourings), YOU will be responsible for maintaining and developing a wide range of services, including painful subcutaneous lurking, egg-yolk style pustulence, innovative pore-clogging, strategic scarring, colonisation of new regions and encouragement of short-lived support spots to give of their best.

Do you have what it takes? Give us a call!

Salary on request; attractive bonuses and benefits. Promotion to cyst or boil status possible, dependent on performance. Radegund's Face, Inc., is an equal opportunities employer.

Comments

[ailbhe]

It seems particularly unfair that, now that I get enough sleep, eat well, don't smoke, etc, my skin is worse than when I stayed up for 72 hours at a stretch chainsmoking and living on cheese sandwiches and Burger King beanburgers. However, claiming it's pregnancy hormones makes it much easier to accept.

Pregnancy hormones also make me burst into tears for no reason, of course, but you can't have everything.